mat salih sesat loyar buruk!!

di satu hari @ office;

me : hello sir, may i speak to Mr. John Near please

him : yes, speaking.

me : is it convenience for u to talk?

him : yeah, sure. what can i help u Miss Farhana..

me : hey B, how can u recognize me.. i was about to 'kacau' u.

him : of course i know its u.. because your voice sounds like a mouse.. tikus tikus..! haha

me : sighhhhh.. (buat muka bengang.. takpe2, ada lorry ada bas). nothing, i just wana ask u what u want to 'makan' today.. what about 'telur kari kicap'? the last time i made for u was before u went back to Ireland rite..

him : yeaahhh, boleh boleh.. sedap sedap.. yummy... terima kasih, Farhana

me : ok, great. bye.. assalamualaikum

him : wa'alaikumussalam Farhana

(hati menggerutu. since dia ajak balik kg sbb rindu nak makan curry Ummi kan.. siap kau.. aku suruh Ummi masakkan curry tikus.. hahaha)

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*gambar tu telah diambil masa makan hari tu, dgn buat muka camtu dia cakap "owh, this is my first roti canai since i got back from Ireland... slurrrpppp!"

owh, please.. stop giving excuses okeh. alasan nak makan banyak. dia bagi i dua cebis je roti canai tu, baru nak mintak lagi dah licin..

kalau masak kari ke, telur itik masak lemak ke, masak selon ke.. memang kompom makan sampai 3 pinggan. pastu cakap.. "owh, Farhana & Ummi always makes me gemuk.."

kadang2 dia memang menyakitkan hati, nak2 sbb sama2 degil.

............tapi dialah yg selalu ada bila kdg2 aku sedih, bila aku nangis, bila aku demam tak larat nak makan dia jugaklah yg selalu bawakkan bubur mcD and paksa makan ubat.

............pastu dia jugaklah yg rajin pura2 cakap kat telefon konon2 cakap dgn Ummi mengadu pasal aku kalau aku degil taknak dgr cakap dia.. haizzzz.. tak boleh jadi ni, tak boleh biar dia jadik spy Ummi.. masak den dibueknyo.. huhu..